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February 6, 2008

Stupid Cars

Cars really aren't stupid because they have no emotions or ability to do anything other than what I tell them to do. Batteries on the other hand are spiteful and mean spirited. They simply choose to stop working and it doesn't matter how much love and tenderness you provide. There I was this morning at 5:45 am trying to jump my car only to realize that my gas guage is inaccurate and I am also out of gas which has never happened before. Since I know my car can't be spiteful, the only conclusion is that I am lame and need to buy gas more often. There's a first time for everything I suppose.